2012年2月17日 Happy thoughts?

I read the other day that the only way to be happy is to remember the past. This might explain why I enjoy hanging out with old people when I'm not hanging out with my regular friends, because old people usually spend most of their time griping about politicians and reflecting on good things, or rather, things that made them feel good.

That might explain why I like repeating the same jokes over again.

If old jokes aren't funny, then why are most funny comedians balding or getting grey hairs?

However, even will all these happy things, there are somethings in life that genuinely depress me:

Old people are like children,
they require adult supervision
at all times

• Having my random playlist select anything from Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness album by The Smashing Pumpkins, when I'm trying to watch porn. Shit you not, it's depressing to watch any videos where it shows a chick look right at the camera while By Starlight or Thirty-Three, or RHCP's Give it Away is playing in the background
• People who are angry and believe their anger is always excusable
• Old people who look confused with their mouth gaping
• Paying for social security and knowing I will never get it
• Being told that Babylon 5's story-line sucks, and that I should watch Deep Space 9
• Being told I can always make new friends, implying that the new ones can replace the old. Worse  than that is when statements like the prior are said by people who express individuality and uniqueness as great attributes of their characteristics.
• Getting dirty looks from people when I say chicken soup IS a breakfast meal
• Getting dirty looks from people right after I've taken a shower
• People who bought Justin Bieber anything
• Women who expect hugs from men they barely know
• Men who give those hugs, but refuse to hug their own parents/friends/family
• Black people who are vegetarians without religious reasons
• Being told that complaining is bad

Of course there are more, but frankly speaking those are just a few.
I think whenever I'm happy it's because I get to be with my friends and we don't really have to worry about anything other than being who we are as individuals. This also allows me to say repugnant jokes, which should never be negated under any circumstances.

So my happy memories?
Well if you were there then you probably know!

Otherwise it's

NOYFB.