Showing posts with label guns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label guns. Show all posts

2012/05/30

2012年5月29日 FUCK! ZOMBIES!

“We have seen, already, three or four cases that are exactly like this where some people have admitted taking LSD and it’s no different than cocaine psychosis,” Aguilar said.

Man CHEWS off other man's face. Here's the kicker. They're naked!


MIAMI (CBSMiami) – Miami police are asking anyone who may have witnessed a nude man biting off pieces of another nearly naked man’s face on the MacArthur Causeway over the weekend to come forward.

An officer came across the men shortly after 2 p.m., when police responded to a 911 call about two naked men fighting on a bike path along the Causeway. The fight was taking place at the causeway exit near the Miami Herald building.

BOOM!
HEAD SHOT
The amazed officer tried to stop it and ordered the man making a meal out of the other man to stop. When the blood covered man refused to stop and turned toward the officers and growled, the officer shot him. The Medical Examiner has identified the man as 31-year old Rudy Eugene.

Since news of the unthinkable attack first broke, the big question has been, Why? Why did the man attack the other? Why were they naked? Why did the attacker turn into a cannibal on the causeway?

Some believe he was under the influence of heavy drugs.

The head of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police, Armando Aguilar, said cases related to the type of drugs known as “bath salts” are not new locally.

“We have seen, already, three or four cases that are exactly like this where some people have admitted taking LSD and it’s no different than cocaine psychosis,” Aguilar said.

In the cases Aguilar mentioned, he said the people have all taken their clothing off, been extremely violent with what seemed to be super-human strength, even using their jaws as weapons.

Emergency room doctors at Jackson Memorial Hospital said they too have seen a major increase in cases linked to the street drug called “bath salts” or what Aguilar described as “the new LSD.”

“We noticed an increase probably after Ultra Fest,” said emergency room Dr. Paul Adams, at Jackson Memorial Hospital.

In many of the cases, Dr. Adams said the person’s temperature has risen to an extremely high level, they’ve become very aggressive, with logic and the ability to feel pain lost in their reactions. Some have used their jaws as a weapon during attacks.

Dr. Adams said the patients were in a state of delirium.

“Extremely strong, I took care of a 150 pound individual who you would have thought he was 250 pounds,” Dr. Adams said. “It took six security officers to restrain the individual.”

Adams said the extreme strength and violence of patients on “bath salts” has become a significant threat to all those charged with the task of trying to help those high on the drug.

“It’s dangerous for the police,” Adams said. “It’s dangerous for the fire fighters. It’s dangerous for the hospital workers taking care of them because they come in, they have to be restrained both chemically and physically and you’re asking for someone to get hurt.”

Dr. Patricia Junquera, medical director of Jackson Memorial Hospital’s detox unit, said she’s never seen any case of cannibalism from the drugs, but that some form of naked psychosis with drugs is common.

“They feel they’re Superman; they have special powers,” Dr. Junquera said. “I’ve seen it with spice. I’ve seen it with bath salts. It could increase the impulsivity of any person.”

Tuesday, photos purportedly showing Poppo’s mutilated face spread through social media. The photos appear to have been taken while Poppo was under medical care.

“Anytime we find anything that is a violation of patient privacy, we definitely do an investigation,” said Jackson Health System spokesman Ed O’Dell. “However, we cannot the authenticity of these pictures. We have not violated the privacy of this patient.”

Eugene is believed to have been homeless. His last address is a home in North Miami Beach. The people who live there now didn’t know Eugene, but neighbors remember him.

“The only thing I remember was he was a quiet boy,” said Micheline Barret.

Barret said Eugene moved out several years ago, but she never forgot the boy next door.

“I was shocked because I knew him, you know in the area,” said Barret who added that she used to give him rides when he needed it.

Eugene had several run-ins with police before, mostly for drug related offenses, trespassing and resisting arrest without violence.

Ives Eugene, 55, told the Associated Press that he was Rudy Eugene’s uncle, described his nephew as a “nice and hard-working” man who washed cars at a local dealership.

In a telephone interview, Eugene said his nephew had asked his girlfriend to borrow her car, but she said no.

“So he rode the bicycle, and he never came back home,” Ives Eugene told the Associated Press.

CBS4′s Gio Benitez reached out to Rudy Eugene’s ex-wife, but she declined to speak about her ex-husband or the cannibal incident.

2012/04/08

2012年4月7日 Organizational skills

The magazine aisle at a store I rarely frequent finally did something awesome. The genius that works there, I mean that seriously, decided to put ALL the firearms magazines RIGHT next to the children's coloring books. What's above the firearm magazines? All the auto/macho magazines. I haven't been this happy in a long time.

PURE AWESOME
Talk about one stop shopping!

2012/01/24

2012年1月23日 Places in Africa

If Toto's Africa doesn't immediately come to mind, it should.

Somehow I can't imagine being in Africa over the next decade, unless it's to hunt penguins in South Africa. I have it all planned out, it'll be my reenactment of the D-Day beaches of Normandy. Yes I hate penguins that much. Unless I can charge people to watch Rosie O'Donnell fight Roseanne Barr to the death to decide who will eat 'em like discount Twinkies.

If that doesn't take me to Africa, my fascination with weddings and guns would probably bring me there, and from the picture below it looks like they know how to have a good time.

Unlike Visa, whose slogan "It's Everywhere You Want to Be" 
Africa, isn't one of those places.
Make sure to spot:
  • The owner of Lassie's African counterpart.
  • The guy who still plays with Barbie dolls.
  • Captain Turquoise.
  • Captain 70's-Motorcycle, without the motorcycle.
  • The army kid who has seen, but not played, Counter-Strike and is "wiggin" out.
  • The buff dude walking to his groom.

    Africa: keeping the 80's alive.
    Somehow I expect to see shit like this on Portlandia. I must say, though, I love weddings.

    And if you think what you've just saw was pretty messed up, you should Google "General Butt-Naked"

    Hat-tip: Grillman
    Thoughts?

    2011/07/30

    2011年7月30日 Public Transit

    In the news: 
    An 84-year-old woman was severely beaten at a MAX station leaving her bruised, a deep cut to her head and a broken nose. 
    Muriel, who did not want her last name used, was sitting on a bench at the Cleveland Avenue stop waiting for a bus when police say 19-year-old Cordarius Deshawn Jeffreys came up to Muriel and repeatedly punched her in the head with closed fists. 
    “He would come right at you and just sit there for just a second and then put out (his hands) start beating your head as hard as he can. That’s what he did,” Muriel said. 
    Police said Jeffreys was harassing women at the MAX stop just before 2:30 p.m. Wednesday.

    More bullshit on the issue here.

    I have serious questions regarding this issue:
    1. Seriously? 
    2. At 2:30pm an 84 year old woman gets beat down? 
    3. Seriously? 
    4. What the hell is up with that shit?
    When I first saw the article I was like, "I bet this is in Gresham." Low and behold, I was right. So really it all makes sense now. Gresham is not a safe place for 84 year old women. 

    Another woman was hurt while trying to help defend Muriel but not nearly so badly. 
    After the attack, police said Jeffreys walked off the MAX platform. When police confronted him, they say Jeffreys resisted arrest and they had to deploy a Taser to subdue him.
    Wait, what the fuck? No one except another woman went to help? How the hell does that make sense?

    Example on why it does not make sense, and here's a Hollywood version of what happened:

    Enter assailant: "Hi, I'm a young angry black man. I grew up under rough conditions, and because society doesn't understand me I'm going to beat old Jewish women."

    Enter only witness-to-do-something-other-than-watching: "Hello, I'm just an average woman who thinks women's lib means we're all equal. I don't believe in violence, but I need to do something to stop this guy."

    Enter police after do-something-other-than-watching woman fails: "We're the police, we like shooting people because we're all republicans who hate democrats, blacks, and homosexual animals. Let's tazer him, bro!"

    No this isn't a movie I would end up actually watching, but yes I would wiki it then read the plot with my "meh"-face. I'm totally disappointed that NO ONE manned up for the Jew-lady.

    If by this point you think I'm over-reacting, look at KGW's article on the issue:

    "He started beating on me," said Muriel.  "On my head, on my head, as hard as he could go."

    Muriel suffered a broken nose, bruises around her eyes, and a cut on her head.  Witnesses estimate she was hit nearly 20 times.

    "I thought I was going to die," said Muriel.
    At least the witnesses can count.
    This guy can count too!
    The only realistic questions I have at this point are pretty much the same as a guy* who posted a comment on the issue, 
    "Just curious. If someone was leagally [sic] carrying a handgun and this was going on in front of him, would using a firearm in that case be legal?? Law mentions things like eminent danger of you or someone around you. A guy[*] like that could easily kill an old woman with his fists, but I wonder if you did pop a couple rounds into him, would you be the one in jail?"

    *Yes it's a guy, it's always a guy. Or a butch lesbian, who also doubles as a FTM guy on Craigslist's casual encounters.


    So much for going green with riding the light-rail, train, bus, and endangered animals. I thought this shit was supposed to be worth it.

    2011/05/26

    2011年5月25日 "You're listening to Chicago"


    Yes, you too can listen to
    and the enjoyable dialog regarding when people are going to take their lunch, along with domestic violence. 
    "...So your lunch will be from 10:30 to 11:30."
    "I'm gonna see what this person wants. They're going to be really happy when I get there." 
    Both are actual dialog from separate people at separate times on the radio, but I find the latter to be the most entertaining.

    Here's more information about how fucked up Chicago is as a city.

    "It's a tough neighborhood."

    No shit lady!
    From Chicago to Portland, Oregon is roughly 2,120 miles (3,412 kilometers).


    But wait! 
    There's more.


    New York, L.A. San Francisco, and Montréal are also radio bands one can also listen in on.
    I didn't even mention that there is an "ambient" music button, so that you can listen to music while listening to how depressing the quality of life can become.