2014年12月05日 Call 911 AND DIE!!

I saw this video the other day and though, "Yeah that's pretty much it." Even though some of the videos have nothing to do with "call[ing] cops".

Or this...

2012年5月29日 FUCK! ZOMBIES!

“We have seen, already, three or four cases that are exactly like this where some people have admitted taking LSD and it’s no different than cocaine psychosis,” Aguilar said.

Man CHEWS off other man's face. Here's the kicker. They're naked!

More here http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/29/police-seek-witnesses-in-causeway-cannibal-attack/

MIAMI (CBSMiami) – Miami police are asking anyone who may have witnessed a nude man biting off pieces of another nearly naked man’s face on the MacArthur Causeway over the weekend to come forward.

An officer came across the men shortly after 2 p.m., when police responded to a 911 call about two naked men fighting on a bike path along the Causeway. The fight was taking place at the causeway exit near the Miami Herald building.

BOOM!
HEAD SHOT

The amazed officer tried to stop it and ordered the man making a meal out of the other man to stop. When the blood covered man refused to stop and turned toward the officers and growled, the officer shot him. The Medical Examiner has identified the man as 31-year old Rudy Eugene.

Since news of the unthinkable attack first broke, the big question has been, Why? Why did the man attack the other? Why were they naked? Why did the attacker turn into a cannibal on the causeway?

Some believe he was under the influence of heavy drugs.

The head of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police, Armando Aguilar, said cases related to the type of drugs known as “bath salts” are not new locally.

“We have seen, already, three or four cases that are exactly like this where some people have admitted taking LSD and it’s no different than cocaine psychosis,” Aguilar said.

In the cases Aguilar mentioned, he said the people have all taken their clothing off, been extremely violent with what seemed to be super-human strength, even using their jaws as weapons.

Emergency room doctors at Jackson Memorial Hospital said they too have seen a major increase in cases linked to the street drug called “bath salts” or what Aguilar described as “the new LSD.”

“We noticed an increase probably after Ultra Fest,” said emergency room Dr. Paul Adams, at Jackson Memorial Hospital.

In many of the cases, Dr. Adams said the person’s temperature has risen to an extremely high level, they’ve become very aggressive, with logic and the ability to feel pain lost in their reactions. Some have used their jaws as a weapon during attacks.

Dr. Adams said the patients were in a state of delirium.

“Extremely strong, I took care of a 150 pound individual who you would have thought he was 250 pounds,” Dr. Adams said. “It took six security officers to restrain the individual.”

Adams said the extreme strength and violence of patients on “bath salts” has become a significant threat to all those charged with the task of trying to help those high on the drug.

“It’s dangerous for the police,” Adams said. “It’s dangerous for the fire fighters. It’s dangerous for the hospital workers taking care of them because they come in, they have to be restrained both chemically and physically and you’re asking for someone to get hurt.”

Dr. Patricia Junquera, medical director of Jackson Memorial Hospital’s detox unit, said she’s never seen any case of cannibalism from the drugs, but that some form of naked psychosis with drugs is common.

“They feel they’re Superman; they have special powers,” Dr. Junquera said. “I’ve seen it with spice. I’ve seen it with bath salts. It could increase the impulsivity of any person.”

Tuesday, photos purportedly showing Poppo’s mutilated face spread through social media. The photos appear to have been taken while Poppo was under medical care.

“Anytime we find anything that is a violation of patient privacy, we definitely do an investigation,” said Jackson Health System spokesman Ed O’Dell. “However, we cannot the authenticity of these pictures. We have not violated the privacy of this patient.”

Eugene is believed to have been homeless. His last address is a home in North Miami Beach. The people who live there now didn’t know Eugene, but neighbors remember him.

“The only thing I remember was he was a quiet boy,” said Micheline Barret.

Barret said Eugene moved out several years ago, but she never forgot the boy next door.

“I was shocked because I knew him, you know in the area,” said Barret who added that she used to give him rides when he needed it.

Eugene had several run-ins with police before, mostly for drug related offenses, trespassing and resisting arrest without violence.

Ives Eugene, 55, told the Associated Press that he was Rudy Eugene’s uncle, described his nephew as a “nice and hard-working” man who washed cars at a local dealership.

In a telephone interview, Eugene said his nephew had asked his girlfriend to borrow her car, but she said no.

“So he rode the bicycle, and he never came back home,” Ives Eugene told the Associated Press.

CBS4′s Gio Benitez reached out to Rudy Eugene’s ex-wife, but she declined to speak about her ex-husband or the cannibal incident.

2012年4月30日 Poor choice

This morning I was watching the news, and they showed the photo of a kid who tragically died by getting hit by a bus. The family apparently supplied this photo of their now dead eleven year old son.

"I tried to 'catch a bus.' It caught me!"

Seriously. If your son dies from a bus, would you supply a photo like above?

Now don't get me wrong! I'm not angry, disappointed or shocked. I think it's fucking hilarious! It sucks the parents lost their son, but the picture paints an even stronger feeling of emotion: laughter, and happiness. So yeah, I'm happy they put this photo up, because it reminds me that this kid regardless of being a "good kid" or not, he looked like he had a sense of humor. We need more people with a sense of humor, or foots will go up asses [URL].

You can read the full news article here (URL), or by clicking read more below.

2011年8月14日 "But I did not shoot the deputy"

That may-be true, but you did stab his face with a pencil.

There are some people who believe that once you become a criminal, labeled as one through a conviction, or worse, jailed with charges later dropped/acquitted, you are forever labeled a criminal. In my opinion, these people are usually no different than most people, the only difference is that they were caught. 

The following article shows, to me at least, that even in captivity one can still maintain a degree of humanity. And I don't mean for the pictured fella below.

HILLSBORO [Oregon] -- A Washington County jail guard was stabbed in the face with a pencil Sunday by an inmate. 

Here's a picture of
the herpa derp who
attacked the deputy.

The deputy was in a jail wing when the inmate came up behind and stabbed him in the face, according to sheriff's office spokesman Sgt. David Thompson. 

During a fight with the inmate, three other inmates jumped in to help the deputy, Thompson said. A fifth inmate then joined the fight, attacking the deputy. Several more guards arrived and ended the fight, he said. 

Three other inmates jumped into help the deputy? Holy shit, that's ballsy.
I can't imagine these people are going to make a lot of new friends out in the yard. Nonetheless good-job for those three. Brown-nosing or not, stopping violence and violent cowardice of the attacker is commendable to some degree.

The report goes on to state that deputy is okay and safe.

No. Seriously, don't pick it up.

Ideally the jail staff should put Mr. Herpa D'Derpin in a cell with our friend here on the left.

We can tell from this picture that all our friend really wants is someone to listen to him, while he philosophizes about the quality of life or lack thereof.

As for the other guys who helped, well, whatever they did they're still doing time. And I say, let them do it, and let them come back into society. Assuming they're reading to come back into society.

It's a shame we do not have a conscript force like the Légion étrangère, although the rules have changed for the Legion, it would still be nice if the USA had their own version. 

So in lieu of resolution: let's blame this event on the real criminals like democrats, tea-party, republicans, Chuck Norris, Alex Jones, G-d, atheists, Ben Bernacke, arthritis, Obama, the movie Fight Club, Bush Jr., Abraham Lincoln, the movie The Notebook, Roosevelt (the first one), von Braun, and unborn white kids.

2011年7月6日 Fozzjnen and driving

Nothing special happened today other than taking Fozzjnen to the airport, selling 7.62x39 and mags, and just general driving around while blasting gangsta rap.

What I expect to happen every time
the police drive by my ghetto machine.

The coolest part about the sub-woofer is that it literally vibrated my rear-view mirror until it was loose. So far the bass does a good job, and thankfully I don't feel any pain from its awesomeness. 

Speaking of the subwoofer's awesomeness. A motorcycle cop pulled up behind me earlier today in Hillsboro. He got pretty close actually. Immediately I put on N.W.A's Fuck the Police, and I'm pretty sure he heard it. 

Eventually the biker cop sped away, and I finished the song.

Nothing dramatic happened, but then again nothing should happen.

Maybe I'll blast this next time.

2011年6月5日 Feeding the homeless will get you arrested

You know the world is going to genuine shit 

when you can be detained for feeding the homeless and/or needy.

Here's a video outlining what the fuck happened.

Members of Orlando Food Not Bombs [a dick sucking hippy-organization] were arrested Wednesday when police said they violated a city ordinance by feeding the homeless in Lake Eola Park [Florida]. 

[The hippy-fuckers] were arrested at 6:10 p.m. on a charge of violating the ordinance restricting group feedings in public parks. [...]

The group lost a court battle in April, clearing the way for the city to enforce the ordinance. It requires groups to obtain a permit and limits each group to two permits per year for each park within a 2-mile [3.2 km] radius of City Hall.

How fucking disgusting.
And some people genuinely believe we live in a better world than 1500 years ago.
More information here.


Don't the police have better things to do? Like shooting people?

2011年5月25日 "You're listening to Chicago"

Yes, you too can listen to

Chicago Police Department's radio chatter [Link], 

and the enjoyable dialog regarding when people are going to take their lunch, along with domestic violence. 

"...So your lunch will be from 10:30 to 11:30."

"I'm gonna see what this person wants. They're going to be really happy when I get there." 

Both are actual dialog from separate people at separate times on the radio, but I find the latter to be the most entertaining.

Here's more information about how fucked up Chicago is as a city.

"It's a tough neighborhood."

No shit lady!

From Chicago to Portland, Oregon is roughly 2,120 miles (3,412 kilometers).

But wait! 

There's more.

New York, L.A. San Francisco, and Montréal are also radio bands one can also listen in on.

I didn't even mention that there is an "ambient" music button, so that you can listen to music while listening to how depressing the quality of life can become.