So I'm reading the news, which as everyone knows has more spam and ads than porn. Unfortunately, porn ads are generally what we want, which is porn. Yet when I'm reading the news and I see the following, I'm kind of disturbed.
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| I knew it! |
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| Actual ad on Jew website |
Did you see it?
"Age 50+ Obey This Weird Trick To Stay Asleep All Night"
"Age 50+ Obey This Weird Trick To Stay Asleep All Night"
Rrrr-right next to a seductress against a brick wall. Uh, wait, what the hell? She's the weird trick I have to obey? Fuck that, I'm not one for jail-bait. Worse. Why do 50+ year old people have to "obey"? For some reason I get the vibe that this was some kind of marketing fail by a fundamentalist Muslim group. I'm going to compare, for the sake of comparing, to an ad I saw on a Jew news site.
And the Jew ad wins. Why? You ask?
Well, we all know that being Jewish is synonymous with being frugal. In fact, it should just be called Frudaism, which basically is frugal Judaism. But somehow it still sounds redundant.
All the while I'm pissed off since my super-uplifting-feel-good-about-your-feelings-and-life-even-though-it-sucks-more-than-a-12-year-old-Vietnamese-hooker-in-the-slums-of-Ho-Chi-Minh-City music was interrupted by these shitty ads. I mean seriously, we all know that "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." Gandhi said that. Well, at least the t-shirt I read said that Gandhi said it. [Source] Note that I said "bitches" it's basically the female version of "asshole".
Well, what's an asshole then?
Well, we all know that being Jewish is synonymous with being frugal. In fact, it should just be called Frudaism, which basically is frugal Judaism. But somehow it still sounds redundant.
All the while I'm pissed off since my super-uplifting-feel-good-about-your-feelings-and-life-even-though-it-sucks-more-than-a-12-year-old-Vietnamese-hooker-in-the-slums-of-Ho-Chi-Minh-City music was interrupted by these shitty ads. I mean seriously, we all know that "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." Gandhi said that. Well, at least the t-shirt I read said that Gandhi said it. [Source] Note that I said "bitches" it's basically the female version of "asshole".
Well, what's an asshole then?
1. asshole
Your current boss.
2. asshole
Someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead[.]
So yeah, that "Feels So Good" feeling about reflecting on life and The stuff, - which is none of your business unless you ask me, I'll answer directly - that makes me happy by Chuck Mangione, was briefly interrupted.
For some reason it makes for good emotionally empathetic music. [Link, YouTube].
For some reason it makes for good emotionally empathetic music. [Link, YouTube].
I know, I've been emotionally empathetic and pathetic with others.
You can also watch it here.
You can also watch it here.
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