2011年11月13日 Corn is filthy

Filth.
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Probably in your wife too.

While having lunch I came to the conclusion that corn is extremely useful and important in my diet. Then I realized that emptying half a bottle of Wild Turkey into the asshole of some drunk chick, then tearing the husk off an ear of corn and "corn-cobbing" her asshole with my make-shift corn-cob-dildo, would be a little too much. Another realization came. Tortillas kind of look like flabby vaginas, or Arby's Ultimate Angus Philly that has left over smegma and jizzum that's at least a few days old. You'd think you could turn it into sherbet, not sorbet, as that has no diary.

Anyhow, yeah, tortillas are made from corn too, which is great. Sometimes tortillas also have "sour cream" sauce. Which doesn't make sense as a jizz joke, as most complaints about spermatazoa equates to some form of bitterness. I wouldn't know though. But it doesn't look like much fun, otherwise the chick that did two-and-half-8-balls-of meth-still-paying-for-graduate-school in the porno I was watching would have at least shown a little more enthusiasm during her facial.

I forget to mention corn cob pipes, and that some chicks are able to smoke from their corn-hole or pink taco-hole, which is probably just another euphemism for corn anyhow...

So yeah, corn is filthy, but it's soooo good.

And you can make flour with it.

I haven't figured out a way to sexualize flour yet. Also ethanol, which I can use for driving to the store so I can buy more corn, or Wild Turkey.