2011年11月22日 Ughhhghh...

Kind of like one.

It's that feeling when you wake up at 5am, where in lieu of wondering why you just slept 12 hours away, you're more curious to know why you're still tired. I'm still yawning after being awake for around 4 hours.

Beyond all that, I'm also curious to know why I had a dream where I was in a car accident. And by accident, I mean driving a mini-van off a rock cliff into a large rock stream. Somehow, I didn't wake up immediately. I just remember being in pain, thrown around, and ending upside down. And only then did I wake up after the van stopped.

The worst part about today so far is the heavy amount of rain. I thought monsoon season started in February? I haven't seen liquids coming down this hard since I last saw a dude drink a about half a gallon of milk in about a minute [video here]. You'd think the weather had just completed a whoregasm with the amount of rain coming down. Basically a whoregasm is, "[w]hen a pornstar crys after achieving an orgasm on film because she feels guilty for what she does." Evidence, but NSFW. 

I think I spoke too soon

Actually that's a good point to start on, since I'm sure there are a lot of chicks who break down and cry after doing something they really didn't want to do, but they are ashamed for enjoying it. We know most men don't have feelings anyway so it's not like they're going to express their feelings in the same manner, that is of course unless they break their leg while running on a track. Or if they're gay, and even then I'm sure they have other ways to hide their shame, through massive amounts of booze and drugs.

Unlike those people I don't have to hide shame with massive amounts of booze, since I don't see anything wrong with drinking massive amounts of alcohol. What bothers me most regarding drinking, is when someone who goes through half, if not a whole, bottle of wine a night or a few nights during the week, yet they complain or look down on someone who does a 23.5 oz can of Four Loko. That shit is mad-whacked, since a bottle of wine is around 12-15% ABV, which is roughly the same as Four Loko's 12% ABV. Double standards are a bitch!

Ideally the forecast will probably get worse and then I can complain about things that really matter.