2011年10月5日 I was

I was going to write something clever about how I had a good experience meeting complete strangers by accident and agreeing to meet them again the following week: two chicks at the same time man. No, seriously it was two chicks at the same time. I've got the numbers. And they called me first.

More filth ahead, never safe for work or anything.

Anyhow, I'm here thinking about other things and people, not in that way, although I do have the porn window open,- and I came to the realization that the E.T. theme song works almost perfectly with this video on mute [NSF anything, Link]. While it get's boring at some point, I've often wondered what it would be like to listen to some kind of epic porn music. The Jaws theme sounds a little overrated, albeit it would be entertaining.

Worse, I realized that the Batman (1989) theme works with this [link]. I had no idea 18 inches or more of Crouching Asian- Hidden Dildo would be so incredibly explosive in terms of entertainment (albeit on mute) to the Batman theme (1989). The alternative was Mister Rogers [link].

I think my epic porn music would be this:

Because if my groove ain't with heavy mackin' it with and in every orifice, excluding exits, I probably have no groove at all. The best part of the song is that it says, "Finish him!" at some point. This is because we know women don't really achieve orgasms unless they are screwed retarded. Yes I have a link for that also, but I only do requests. And don't do things that aren't kosher [link].

It's easier for me to use filth as an escape when I have other things I'd rather not think about or deal with.
It's disappointing that no matter how much filth I distract myself with, the cleaner and confusing things still linger, and still are present in the back of my mind.

I'm reminded of a scene from a movie where Detective Mills cannot understand the purpose, drive, or reasoning behind suspect John Doe. Mills goes on to question John with the following.

Mills: When a person is insane, as you are clearly are. Do you know you're insane?

Maybe you're just sitting around reading Guns and Ammo, masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, 'Wow. It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am?' Yeah? Do you guys do that? 

John: It's more comfortable for you to label me insane.

Mills: It is very comfortable.

I could tell you why filth is important in life, but I won't.
Honestly it's not important to me, but it works well enough as a distraction. And yes, the title for such stuff is fitting and appropriate. Mainly because "shitting out an 18 inch dildo" was already taken.