2012年1月25日 Moral Nihilism

Today is a day where pints at McMenamins are $2.50.

This is incredibly awesome.

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What the fuck is up with comedy?
I enjoy comedy, but sometimes I wonder....

Fat chicks could lose weight, but a comedian of any caliber won't lose his or her natural talent or characteristics for accommodating such, assuming they aren't married or are recently divorced. It's frustrating, but realistically, it's often quite funny. I don't mean getting divorced, but it's funny because you can always joke about it.

Can you imagine doing this guy?
Too bad he's dead!

Bob Saget once said, "My ex-wife is fucking [r]ich. [...] Rich also happens to enjoy the house my ex-wife got in the divorce."

Comedy is one of those things that can either bolster our self-esteem or destroy it, without reservations - i.e. anyone who isn't a Native American. Frankly speaking, comedy allows us to stay alive longer than we ought to be allowed, unless we're smoking comedians, then it's an issue.

Fat chicks. They lose weight, and move on with life. However how do you lose your characteristics? How do you lose the "excess" you? Especially if it's your character? Do you enjoy sports? Do you enjoy fishing? Do you enjoy beer? Getting cunted? Cunting someone? What if someone helped you stop doing those things? What would you do?

Kind of kills the joke of life when you can't be yourself doesn't it?

I suppose without religion, God, and/or spirituality I would be a moral nihilist. I don't think that common sense is common, as if it were the case then the poor would be the wisest among us!

Comedians.
They aren't getting
laid anytime soon

In a sense I wonder, often, how life truly would be if comedians were genuinely revered above and beyond their success on the stage. Comedy itself is often a difficult task, but to be a comedian, in the truest sense means one is often a philosopher to some degree as well, and that means it will follow you home. I suppose the joke is that a comedian who is married is often fucked for life, considering most men or women who married a comedian often don't understand they're getting involved with something as deep as the void (all 13 inches worth)*.

*Women comedians have 13 deep vaginas, and the assholes of male comedians could probably accommodate the man meat of Mr. 20-to-Life or petite forearm of Wendy Liebman.

Outside of 1000 Ways to Die, physical comedy is probably the hardest form of comedy on the planet, which explains why Frenchmen smoke so often, as mimes suck that bad.

So imagine dating for these comedians? After 10 minutes at a club a baby seal has a better chance of getting laid by Babe Ruth than most comedians do in their life time. Like most nerds they probably know more about reproductive organs than people who actually get to use them, outside of urinating or shitting. Of course mass media (i.e. print presses) and the the internet changed a lot for all audiences, it really only affected those who aren't getting laid on a regular basis.

With moral nihilism, I shouldn't even be bothered.
And frankly, while my words change nothing regarding comedians or people's viewpoints, it's interesting to me that people act the way they do towards comedians. Just like our spiritual leaders, comedians have their place in society, even if it happens to outside the city limits.

(not proof-read)