2011年12月11日 Zoo-lights

What does NSFW mean anyway?

Well, it means "Not Safe For Work." 

What if I'm at home or getting coffee, is it okay then?

That depends. 

Are you offended when there is a link to something that says NSFW and after clicking it you clearly realize it was a mistake to look at people having sex with animals?

If yes, then don't click on links that say NSFW.

So a question was raised today:

You're dating a chick (or dude) within the same company as yourself, she seems really cool and independent, and it seems like she's going to be working directly under the CFO probably within 5 more years. Yet you find some troubling information about her after dating for 10 months: she fucked a horse.

Now ask yourself this question, if everything up until that point was great and without a problem, would you let her horse fucking history terminate the relationship? If she said, "I can't remember why I did it, but I did it..." and there may be a possibility of drug use during that time, would you think rethink your stance?

Or how about this: she fucked a dog. Or worse, she fucked a goat, and the goat clearly left bite marks on her lower back. You didn't think much of those little scars at first, but it's clear that those little scars are actually bite marks from some kind of farm animal. So which would be worse? A goat looking you in the eye and giving the shaft or the horse and/or dog?

Now, you might be saying "This is unrealistic." or "Yeah... That doesn't happen."

Actually it can [link, wiki]:

The Enumclaw horse sex case was a 2005 incident in which Kenneth Pinyan (June 22, 1960 – July 2, 2005), an American Boeing engineer residing in Gig Harbor, died from receiving anal sex with a stallion at a farm in an unincorporated area in King County, Washington, near the city of Enumclaw.

An engineer for Boeing.

I'm sure you're thinking, well that's just a rare case.
I'm sure it is, but if it can happen once it will happen again.

The bottom line is that it did and continues to happen [link NSFW].

It can kill you

I'm not saying any of this is okay, in fact it's not. How this conversation got started, I can't even remember. I think it had something to do with animals licking themselves. Like if a dog licks it asshole, fully erect cock and other dogs' assholes, why is it okay for them to lick you on the face or lips? Or rather, a chick sucks your dick, almost like polishing chrome, and then makes out with you. Now if she doesn't wash out her mouth, wouldn't you be a cock-sucker by proxy?

These are serious questions.