2012/03/29

2012年3月28日 Fucking internet!

Video heavy
Yeah...
(Steve Obscure, copyright)
Using the internet is awesome, until you realize the porn, or 14, er, 18 year old girl you're trying to cyber with happens to be a 37 year old gay man. But that's the magic of the internet, and that same magic of the internet is entertains me when I'm bored.

Here are a few sites I'd suggest:
YTMND, You're the man now dog!
YouTube, duh.
Fark.com, which rates news articles and so forth as "scary", "funny," "sick," etc.

When all else fails, use YouTube to make yourself feel better, as you make fun of a 19 year old black  guy, who ends up getting caught fucking pitbulls on camera. 

Don't believe me? 

Watch the news report below. I wonder if the guy fucking the dog was thinking, "Georgia['s] on my mind!"


But wait there is more!
Watch a little girl get shot down by a TIE-fighter


Prank calls, I love these things.


Quotes:
"To me, I don't want anybody touching me...
I don't know what's going on....
I heard him screaming...
If he comes back I'm gonna choke this nigga out...
...I'ma serve this bitch up some cold Ramen noodles.
...Jewish Ninjas..."

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