2011年5月25日 "You're listening to Chicago"

Yes, you too can listen to

Chicago Police Department's radio chatter [Link], 

and the enjoyable dialog regarding when people are going to take their lunch, along with domestic violence. 

"...So your lunch will be from 10:30 to 11:30."

"I'm gonna see what this person wants. They're going to be really happy when I get there." 

Both are actual dialog from separate people at separate times on the radio, but I find the latter to be the most entertaining.

Here's more information about how fucked up Chicago is as a city.

"It's a tough neighborhood."

No shit lady!

From Chicago to Portland, Oregon is roughly 2,120 miles (3,412 kilometers).

But wait! 

There's more.

New York, L.A. San Francisco, and Montréal are also radio bands one can also listen in on.

I didn't even mention that there is an "ambient" music button, so that you can listen to music while listening to how depressing the quality of life can become.